Thursday, 8 July 2010

Goosey Goosey Gander


It has come to my attention that all is not well in Camp Goodison.Why ever not you may ask? Well one of our ducklings (an ugly one I might add) has toddled off.He must have been unhappy then.He was,he had just shook hands on a 100% wage rise,to take him to £15000 a week, after all.What then could make him so unhappy that he just had to leave.Greed.
This miserable,no good,ungrateful,badly injured footballer realised that, because the club had not put the offer in writing he just may be able to walk away 'on a free' thereby guaranteeing him a hefty signing on fee.As usual, the FA judged against us,even though we still have a legally binding contract for another 12 months.I can't believe the FA think that they are above the law of the land,but apparently any appeal is 'doomed to fail'.Goslings reward will be to sign for either West Ham(barely avoided relegation last year), Newcastle(haven't won the league since 1927) or Sunderland(well you just wouldn't go there would you?).Every time he returns to Goodison from now on he will rue the day,I guarantee.A little bit of me hopes he gets to see out his last12 months of misery with the club, preferably, in the stiffs.Gosling,go sling yer hook!
Everton: Love The Club,Hate the Players!
P.S. He can't play for at four months due a serious knee injury.Bring on the baseball bats.

4 comments:

Trubes said...

What a stupid boy..After being injured and subsequently cared for by the club, on a handsom salary, he shows his gratitude by 'shoving off', he'll come to no good...Trubie has spoken...Mark my words!

How you doing M'lord.....looking forward to the new season, I trust!

Di.xx

Vinogirl said...

Overpaid primadonnas the lot of them!

Thud said...

footballer, nearly always equals gobshite.

Thud said...

The above seem rather animated!