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Tuesday, 10 November 2009

'O' livers Army



Jamie Janes: An apology from Jocky Brown

Janie Jones was a great soldier.Unfortunately one day his Ford Cortina just ran out of fuel on the battlefield.My sympathies go out to his mother Jack Jones.
As a soldier Jimmy James was no slouch,nor was he a vagabond.He was just working for the clampdown.His 'Mary Doll' said 'if he had had any career opportunities he wouldnae have been there at all.'
As a soldier Jim Jams worked tirelessly for his troop.Often going days without sleep chasing insurgents.
As a soldier Jammie Jim was no dodger.To imply that, really is taking the biscuit!

If there any typos in this please forgive me as I only have one eye,..it's Brown...and I frequently talk out of it !!

RIP Jamie Janes....It's hard to defend yourself when all you have is a snub nosed 44.

'ELEVATOR GOING UP'