Monday 8 September 2008

Lifes a Gas


It would appear from some rumblings of late that it is the Veggies who will inherit the Earth.Since the latest culprits, in the damnation of planet Earth due to gaseous overload, is us carnivores.This sounds like a stealth tax coupled with a nanny state hidden agenda behind it if ever there was one.I can definitely smell a 'Carnivore Tax' in the offing.If we all become veggies overnight, we will all be reducing our gaseous footprint,since all our food will now be served cold;the cow will cease to exist,methane will no longer poison planet Earth at an alarming rate and we will all be saved.Halle-effin-luah!We will also no longer die of red-meat cancer or calcium calcification of the arteries.(We never did learn how to digest that milk stuff anyway!!)
Alternatively, we can ignore the rhetoric,buy a cow each,have a plentiful supply of milk and sirloin steak,dispense with the lawnmower and give Putins gas the fingers;because we can all keep warm with the strike of a match anywhere within six feet of the nearest cows arse!!!

2 comments:

monkey said...

im sure when the next G8 meeting comes around they will be happy to do their bit by chewing on a carrot.

When all the others have cut emissions and increased recycling, the united kingdom has taxed meat and turned veggie thats what makes our nation great.

Vinogirl said...

A 'slab and a Cab'...not going to be giving either up anytime soon...so tax away!!!!