Tuesday 25 May 2010

Oh Bondage Up Yours!


With all the fine weather we have been having of late, it was inevitable there would be some wildlife casualties.The little chap above must have been indulging in a bit of badders by moonlight.Maybe he tried to jump the net at the end of his game.Either way in the cold light of day he was well and truly snared.I don't get to see enough hedgehogs and even fewer baby ones.Anyone know what they are called,hoglets maybe?...The trouble with this one was that he didn't know when he was onto a good thing.Everytime I got the scissors anywhere near him he just locked himself away.Since I didn't have any chloroform to hand I decided to play the waiting game.Maybe the dog food would tempt him.We all know how much they love a bowl of Chum.After about 2 hours of to-ing and fro-ing, the last of the net was finally snipped and he was free to go aforaging, without so much as a by your leave.Just another summers day in Two Dogs.
This event reminded me; when four Liverpool fans were playing football with a hedgehog right outside my house.I was absolutely disgusted.Just as I was about to ring the RSPCA, I heard a blood curdling squeal.As I turned to look, my horror turned to joy when I realised the hedgehog had gone 1 nil up! Some things never change.

3 comments:

Vinogirl said...

Good job M'Lord on protecting wildlife in Two Dogs (and not just the two-legged variety). Nice to see you up and blogging, thought you might have disappeared back to the continent.

Thud said...

I still remember the one I(we?)accidently drowned in 2 dogs all those years ago...keep up the good work....and get down here for a pint of trappers hat next week!

Lord Roby said...

I think that was the only other one I have ever seen.Oh! and since the early 90's they have been known as hoglets.Before that they were pups.