Wednesday 30 June 2010

Accidents Will Happen


Now that the dust has settled on our inglorious exit from the World Cup,it occured to me that Mitzi Muller would have no difficulty outrunning our so called 'defence'.Was it an accident that any player with any pace was deselected to make the final squad? Was it an accident that Capello took a few crocks along to make up the numbers? Was it an accident that John Terry decided to hold an unofficial press conference? Was it another accident that JT organised an 'impromptu' huddle at the end of the Slovakia game when clearly that is for the captain to orchestrate? Was it an accident that JT appeared unable to accept that he was NOT captain anymore; and appeared to be trying to undermine the person who took away the captaincy from him at every opportunity?
Disasters usually need three things to conspire to cause them.In this case,it was having a manager that didn't care,a team that didn't care; and even if they did care they didn't have the one pre-requisite that all modern day footballers need, to make it past the academy stage;PACE !! This was an accident waiting to happen and the only saving grace was that it wasn't the Argies that got to exact the coup de grace!
And is it possible to have an accidental conspiracy? Mmmm!

3 comments:

monkey said...

we should have taken a bunch of sunday leaguers. they play with pride, get stuck in are grateful just for the digs and booze to be paid for. oh and that also means no JT cus hes a ***t

Thud said...

Something went seriously wrong, i couldn't quite believe what I was seeing, onwards and upwards hey?

Lord Roby said...

It looks like my accidental conspiracy theory was right.When Beckham has to act as peacemaker between Gerrard and Carra against the Chelsea mafia, you end up with two teams on the pitch who both want to 'take their ball home'.And don't you think Mitzi is the doppleganger of a pre-anorexic Karen Carpenter.It's only just begun.I'll be surprised and disappointed if JT plays for England again.