Sunday 3 August 2008

Shot By Both Sides




Now I do like a good conspiracy theory, 9/11,the Titanic,Walking on the Moon bring them on.One of the ones I like best though, is the one involving Jeffry Archer and Jill Dando.It would appear that Ms Dando used to live not far from Angela Peppiatt and bore a remarkable resemblance to her and even driving the same BMW.But what did Jill Dando ever do to Lord Jeffrey Archer.Nothing.Sweet FA.What then did Angela do to Lord Archer; apart from being instrumental in getting Jeffrey sent down for perjury, by producing a 'missing' diary; probably nothing any other PA wouldn't do for him.And didn't Monica Coghlan also die in mysteriously tragic circumstances after pointing the finger at Jeffrey in court.Mmmm.I wonder.And what a classic line from Barry Bulsara."It couldn't have been me,I was stalking someone else at the time!" Or is he just The Great Pretender.I guess we will never know.

2 comments:

Thud said...

It was the grassy knoll dontcha know!

Lord Roby said...

Nay Lad! Lord Roby has it on good authority, from Lord Jeffrey himself no less, that the perpetrator was a Jose Farmeresque clud with razor sharp dentures.It just holed-up on the nearby Harlow Great Grassy Knoll disguised as a merkin!