Wednesday 5 November 2008

The Ace of Spades


On a day when a black man finally ruled the world and we all rejoiced;I thought I'd enlighten all four of you with a lesson in black Belgian folklore.Belgian kids are brought up to believe Santa is from Spain and is assisted in his chores by big ugly blacked-up, white guys called Pete.Zwarte Pete(Black Pete) is used to get the kids to behave.If kids end up on Petes naughty list, he will beat the shit out of them on Santas behalf! If they are worse than naughty, they risk being bundled into a sack and taken to Spain to make toys for the good kids!! Is it any wonder the poor tykes end up growing up, terrified of anyone with a black face.To look at the guy even I wouldn't say 'Zwarte Pete' three times in front of a mirror.So don't worry land of the free;when it comes to scary black guys.....Belgium got there first.

3 comments:

Vinogirl said...

When does the tangarine peel and lumps of coal make an appearance? I think I like English Christmases better than Wallonian Christmases.

Thud said...

so amongst your booze soaked sojurn you have time to learn something and pass it on...well done your Lordship.

monkey said...

id vote for him